Saturday, July 31, 2010

Creation

I want this blog to have some level of intellect to it. So, yes, I'm going to post things about economics, religion, politics, banking regulation, travel, running, etc. Today: religion.

First, watch this youtube video (the whole thing):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Hilarious, right? Aside from the fact this guy is on a ridiculous acid trip, he clearly is amazed by the wonder and glory of nature. When was the last time that you really stopped to look at the outside world like this guy? (Again, aside from the drugs.) Seriously, next time you're outside, take a look around and praise God for all the beauty you get to look at every day.

God also created flaming patriots:



God Bless America.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Highest and Best Use

In times of boredom/dissatisfaction at work, we amuse ourselves by applying various financial theories to everyday life decisions. Sometimes it doesn’t work. For example, if you calculate the net present value of having children, it is highly negative. Unless you expect your kids to generate lots of cash flow to support you in your old age, having children is a bad idea. Love and happiness don’t translate into cash, unless your kids are huge moneymakers. If you run an NPV on getting an eggmcmuffin for breakfast, it is less negative and therfore a better decision. I digress.

Other kinds of nerdy financial-related things can be applied to life pretty easily. After reading a lot of appraisals that said the "highest and best use" of the property was to "hold for future development" (FYI--that is bad) we talked about what it what it would look like if you applied the "highest and best use" concept to your own life. TD gets total credit for this, but I'm telling you anyway.

According to wikipedia: "Highest and best use or Highest or best use (HBU) is a concept in real estate appraisal. It states that the value of a property is directly related to the use of that property; the highest and best use is the reasonably probable use that produces the highest property value. This use, the Highest and Best Use, may or may not be the current use of the property. "

Take out “property” and substitute “individual” and, VoilĂ ! You’ve found the meaning of life. Obviously the meaning of life is to “find your highest and best use.” –TD Think about it for 5 minutes or so, and you’ll see that it makes sense. Pretty sure that my HBU is not my current use.

Interestingly, during my google search of “highest and best use” I found the following picture. The resemblance to my workstation is uncanny. Right down to yellow legal pad, coffee cup, and red legal files full of loan documents. I wore pearls today. FML.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Costco

So, my BFF Erin has been on my case for the last 6 years or so to start a blog. Here it is. She might be the only one who reads this. I picked this fancy background because it insinuates that I'm smart and well-traveled. In reality, my friend Heather gave me a map of the world for my birthday because I don't know where anything is. It's terrible--you'd think I never took 3rd grade geography. I ACED 3rd grade geography and every geography quiz through 12th grade. I don't know what happened after that.

Anyway, COSTCO. I finally took the plunge today. I've held out for most of my adult life. I don't have a family of 12, and it's dumb to drive 8 miles out of my way for cheap gas. Alas, I really needed 48 hamburger patties and buns for a BBQ tomorrow. So I sat in traffic for 45 minutes and threw down $50 for the opportunity to purchase a package of 24 hamburger buns for $2.69. That was pretty awesome until I had to load/unload an entire trunkload of food without my fancy recycled plastic bags. Or any bags. There weren't any samples either. We'll see how this goes. COSTCO is about as american as it gets...maybe second only to Walmart.

Now, don't get mad because I slanted Walmart in a positive light. I love america -- hence, the blog name. More on that later. Enjoy the blog.