Sunday, February 10, 2013

Why I love Corporate Canada.

Blasphemy?  Not at all.  Let me tell you a story.

Recently, I ventured into Lululemon's (a Canadian company) store in downtown Seattle. I was going to spend a gift card that my lovely sister had given me for Christmas.  As I wandered the store, I started to notice some things.  The tank tops still cost $80, which is enough to make even the richest yogi soccer mom think twice, but what stood out to me were the decorative displays.  No statues of Ganesha or relaxation CDs. Instead, the shelves were adorned with copies of business literature.  I don't normally expect to shop for yoga gear while thumbing through a copy of Jim' Collins' Good to Great or Malcolm Tidwell's The Tipping Point.

It was like I was living a Harvard Business School case study in awesomeness.  These Canucks don't mess around.

As I paid for my overpriced shirt, I noticed an advertisement for a free restorative yoga class that evening at the store.  "Free," you say? Time to put these clothes to good use!  I returned to the mall later that evening more out of curiosity than anything else. While the tweens window-shopped at Tiffany's and bought movie tickets outside the entrance to the Lululemon store, I was inside, chanting sanskrit mantras under the veil of candlelight with 20 relative strangers.  Yes, it was strange to do yoga in a mall. Strangely awesome.

And that, in a nutshell, is why I love Corporate Canada (as represented by Lululemon).

With the intention of being ironic (can you do that?), I'm also sharing this video:

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

My first thoughts on being back in America:

1. I have entirely way too much stuff. Despite the fact that it all fits neatly into boxes in one closet, it still feels like too much.
2. Since when do we have to pay for bags at the grocery store?  I leave for 3 months and all hell breaks loose.
3. Speaking of all hell breaking loose, there is a hideous ferris wheel on the Seattle waterfront. I'm sorry, did a bunch of carnies move in while I was gone?  It looks ridiculous.  If you want views, that is what the Space Needle is there for.  We don't need both.  Thank god I took plenty of pictures of the skyline over the last 5 years.  I certainly won't be taking any more.
4. Furthermore, why is the Space Needle painted orange right now? When is the next mayoral election?   This crap can't continue.
5. Today, I observed a group of construction workers on a smoke break on the street. They were also drinking kombucha.  Only in Seattle.
6. A haircut and an eyebrow wax can make you look like a brand new person.
7. I don't like wearing seat belts.
8. As expected, the sun does not shine here. :(
9. Everything is so orderly! 

Tiger Kingdom



I miss cuddling with tigers. Drugged or not.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Hvar

Well, our hostel is full of drunk idiots, but hvar is beautiful.  We have to stay in our hostel again tonight, but tomorrow we're moving to a private apartment.  Looking foward to another day of sun!

Thursday, July 5, 2012

The chameleon at our hostel

Onward

We had a great day in split yesterday and we are headed to hvar this morning via boat. I successfully downsized my bag. I'm now traveling with a daypack, a computer bag, and a purse! FTW!

Tuesday, July 3, 2012