Cadbury Mini Eggs

roomate- wow, look at all that healthy food you cooked for dinner! You're always so healthy.

me- well, if you saw all the junk I consumed when nobody's looking, you probably wouldn't say that.

...20 minutes later...

roomate-wow, I can't believe that candy in the dish is half gone! We just put that there today. wait....did you...?

me-I told you.