SURVIVAL

I've been finding some fun stuff saved on my computer lately. Today, I came across this list that was developed back when the swine flu was going to kill us all. I think the list is equally applicable to surviving nuclear fallout.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO SURVIVE IMMINENT DOOM:

Food
Candy
Clif Bar
Bacon
Refried beans
Coffee
Alcohol
Top ramen
Easymac
Twinkies
Bottled Water
Alcohol

Inspiration
Portrait of the Virgin Mary
Harmonica
Season 3 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
Lost (all seasons)
Netflix subscription
Heart of Darkness
Lord of the Flies
Wealth of Nations
Bear Grylls
Inflatable kiddie pool

Resources/Defense
Guide to Edible Mushrooms
Duct Tape
Lysol
Bactine
Travel DNA test kit
Cat Nip
Guns
Ammunition
Ibuprofen
Bibles
Gasoline
Flint striker
Ham radio
Toothpaste
Plastic tarps
Large Knife