Palm springs is like a foreign country

Roommate quotes

"Do you feel like we are on a sitcom all the time? Because I do."

"If it looks like something Tina Turner would wear, then I think that you would wear it.

"How do you buy a case of wine? " I don't know...we should ask Jolene."

"I kind of like repairing stuff. Because then you bond with it."

Are those feathers?

Christmas exploded in the lobby of my office building. Seriously...what is on this tree? Everything that was on sale at Michaels?

Seahawks

At the Seahawks game. Ben, "if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."