Me: That's not daal.
Indian roommate: What do you mean? Yes, it is.
Me: That is absolutely not daal. It is pumpkin soup.
Indian roommate: What?
Me: Have you tasted it? Taste it.
Indian roommate: Oh! It is! This is good. Wait...
Me: I don't think you're actually Indian.
"Indian" roommate: How did you know it wasn't daal?
Me: Because I made pumpkin soup and put leftovers in the freezer a few weeks ago.
"Indian" roommate: Oh, well, do you want some pumpkin soup?! It's good!!
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